About Dennis

I had a burning desire to enter my thirties having had limited sexual experience with only a few people, to have worked a succession of bottom end McJobs that offer almost nothing in the way of financial, creative or emotional return, leading me to question the ‘work and reward’ theory that the western world is based on. I also wanted to be a prematurely balding, over weight, heavy smoking borderline alcoholic with an occasional gambling problem and lack of self worth. Praise be! Kids, your dreams CAN come true.